Why does Hampton Inn Blow?

Why does Hampton Inn blow?  Let me count the ways!  Hampton Inn Blows serves as an outlet to vent frustration with all things Hampton Inn.  Bloggers and posters to this site are not affiliated with Hampton Inn or the hotel industry in any shape form or fashion.  We make no money or provide no service to anyone except to those who feel the need to share their feelings or experiences.  I'm sure there are many who want to write only positive statements about Hampton Inn, that is your right or the company's right.  I'm sure those types of posts can be viewed on the official Hampton Inn website or some future blog.  They probably won't be here though, unless unusually funny.